Hello, the Missus here! Check out these amazing upcoming cocktail conferences and festivals for all my boozy lovers out there. Let the fun, drinking and learning begin!

San Antonio Cocktail Conference
http://www.sanantoniococktailconference.com/
Modeled on the wildly popular Manhattan Cocktail Classic and New Orleans’ Tales of the Cocktail event. San Antonio’s own Cocktail Conference is the first of its kind in Texas. It is bringing together top bartenders for four days of education seminars, guided tastings and cocktail parties. Conference proceeds will benefit HeartGift.

Manhattan Cocktail Classic
http://www.manhattancocktailclassic.com/
Part festival, part fete, part conference, part cocktail party-the Manhattan Cocktail classic is an annual celebration of the myrid of points of intersection between cocktails and culture. With over one hundred events spread across five days and five boroughs, the Manhattan Cocktail Classic offers a vast array of unique experiences to enthusiasts and professionals alike, expanding the very definition of what constitutes a “cocktail event.”

Tales of the Cocktail: New Orleans
http://www.talesofthecocktail.com/
Tales of the Cocktail®, the internationally acclaimed festival of cocktails, cuisine and culture, returns to shake things up in New Orleans, July 20-24, 2011. The event mixes the best and brightest of the cocktail community—award-winning mixologists, authors, bartenders and chefs—for a five-day celebration of the history and craft of cocktails. This year, the most spirited event of the summer will be shaking up the cocktail industry with a spirited series of dinners, cocktail demos, tastings and competitions, seminars, book signings, tours and parties all perfectly paired with some of the best cocktails ever made.
To put the event in quantifiable terms you can chew on, Tales of the Cocktail® 2010 used 207.2 gallons of bitters, 2800 Driscoll’s blackberries, 1305 cucumber slices, 1320 egg whites, 1760 lemon twists, 2902 mint sprigs, 995 orange wheels, 475 ginger slices and 18,750 sets of taste buds that were delighted during the five-day festival.

San Diego Spirits Festival
http://www.sandiegospiritsfestival.com/
San Diego Spirits Festival is a two-day celebration of spirits, cocktails and local culture – the only event of its kind on the West Coast.
The 4th Annual San Diego Spirits Festival will take place at the stunning Port Pavilion on Broadway Pier – an expansive oasis surrounded by the sparkling San Diego Bay.

Coppenhagean Spirits and Cocktails Festival
http://www.copenhagenspiritsandcocktails.dk/FRONT.16.aspx
50,000 ice cubes, 1,080 lemons, 210 bunches of mint and 58 liters of freshly squeezed lime juice. These were just some of the ingredients in the shaker when 1,000 cocktail lovers from all over the world gathered at Denmark’s first ever spirits and cocktail festival in Moltkes Palæ, Copenhagen.
During the festival’s two eventful days, visitors could sample new spirits products and classics from some of the leading producers in the business, while some of the world’s best bartenders and mixologists gave a taste of their talents on stage and behind the bar. The festival also saw the best Danish bartenders competing for a trip to Cuba and the titles of Danish Champion of Classic Cocktail and Flair.
1,000 people visited the festival before the shaker was put away and the stars travelled back to New York, Los Angeles, London and Amsterdam. But do not despair: next year’s festival is ready for serving in February 2012. And until then…well, why not pass the time with a Copenhagen Cocktail at your local cocktail bar?

BarBot Cocktail Festival
http://robogames.net/barbot.php
Come hang out with some alternate life-forms at BarBot-the annual festival of Cocktail Robotics!
Barbot is a celebrating of cocktail culture and man-made machine interface. Get a drink from an actual robot. Chat up a snarky electronic bartender. Listen to some graceful tunes being played by robotic music makers. And, after downing your sixth martini, you can finally admit that it’s the geeks who shall inherit the earth.
These robots don’t clean carpets. What they will do is much, much better. They make you a delicious drink! Let your roommate do the vacuuming. These bots have got better programming on their mind.
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